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UN survey

Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:

Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?

The survey was a failure.
In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn’t now what “honest” meant.
In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.

Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?

He got stuck in Orbit!

Q. What sort of star is dangerous?

A. A shooting star!